You guys don't know Grand Funk? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drum work of Don Brewer? "
"Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft."

"For more information on Grand Funk consult your school library."
Atributed to Homer Simpson addressing Bart and Lisa and a carload of other children at several different times enroute to school shortly before heading toHullabalooza, in the twenty-fourth episode of the seventh season of The Simpsons, and the one-hundred and fifty-second episode overall. (1996).