DI TRE BERRESE

 UNAS APPANA TAIM UAS TRE BERRESE.  MAMMA BERRE, PAPPA BERRE, E BEIBE BERRE.  LIVE INNE CONTRI NIRE FORRESTA.  NAISE AUSE.  NO MOGGHEGGIA.    UANNE DEI   PAPPA, MAMMA, E BEIBE GO BICE.  OREIE.  A FURGHETTE LOCCHE DI DOOR. 

BAI ENNE BAE COMMESE GLODILOCCHESE.  SCI GARRA NATTINGUE TU DU BATTE MEICHE TROBLE.  SCI PUSCIE OLLA FUDDE DAON DI MAUTE, NO LIVA CROMME.  DEN SCI GOS APPESTERRESE ENNE SLIPSE INNE OLLE BEDDS, LEIZEE SLOBBE.

BAI ENNA BAI COMMESE OMME DI TRE BERRESE, OLLE SONNEBRONE ENNESEND INNE SCIUS.  DEI GARRA NO FUDDE, DEI GARRA NO BEDDSE, EN UARA DEI GOINE DU TU GOLDILOCCHESE?  TRO   ERRE AUTE INNA STRIT?  COLE POLISSEMENNE?   FETTE CIENZE. 

DEI   UAS  ITALIEN BERRES, ENNE DES SLIPPE ONNA DE FLORRE. 

GOLDILOCCHESE   STEI   DERRE   TRE   UICASE.   ITTE AUTE. AUSENOMME, EN GUISTE BICOSE DEI ESCHE ERRE TU MEICHE DI BEDDSE, SCHI  SEI, “GO CHEISE IUSEF,”  ENNA RONNE OMME CRAINE TO  ERRE MOMMA, TELLENERRE UATTA  SANNIMOGGONIS*  DI TRE BERRESE UER.

 UATIUSE?   UARA  GOINE   DU?  GO   COMPLAINA  SITTIOLLE?

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Play a recording of me reading the cryptic text above: Start the player above and read along for maximum effect. 

Appologies to any ethnic, racial or other organized or unorganized groups or individuals offended by this story.  The author is unknown. Let me know if you know who came up with this. Since I first heard it in the 1980's (perhaps before) I have always thought it was humorous.

* sanimbiceses

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If you have trouble hearing the audio try to right click on the Click here choose "save target as" and download the file to your desktop (or another folder of your own choosing).  Right click on that file (filename defaults to "ditreberrse.mp3") choose "open with" and pick windows media player. It should play. If the player has no sound check your audio settings (start->control panel ->Sounds and Audio Devices) and the player settings.  Make sure other sounds can play (you can check this in the Audio Devices properties in the "sounds" tab.  If this is the only thing that doesn't play I'd give up.  Try it on a different computer later.

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